In highschool there was a nearby street called Morning Wood Drive. A bunch of guys from my class stole the street sign because of its sexual allusion, and thought it was hilarious. The townspeople responsible for replacing street signs, however, did not have their minds in the gutter. They replaced the sign with yet another “Morning Wood” sign. Again, the boys stole the sign.
Foolishly, the town replaced Morning Wood with M.Wood Drive. Again: stolen. And lastly Morning W. was also stolen for kicks.