Another entry from “Letters From Dagobah.”
Yep, hero of the rebellion. Freezing his ass off.
FROM: Wedge Antilles
TO: Rebel Alliance Command
SUBJECT: There weren’t any WARM places for the secret base?
Hey guys,
I understand the entire Empire is looking for us and we’re laying low after we pretty much destroyed their biggest toy, but who chose the ice planet Hoth for our secret permanent base? There is, with no exaggeration, nothing to do around here.
I appreciate that you’ve been trying to keep the mood light, but Ice Cream Social Saturday got old after a week. Ice chunks are always falling from the ceiling and down my collar, I pretty much just skate everywhere, and daylight lasts for about four and a half hours. I know the Rebels are strapped for cash these days, but you couldn’t have bought a secret base location on a temperate planet? Really?
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